“Hey Ya? Jessica? It’s already one o’clock.” My mother hollers from the kitchen. “Earth to Jessica?” Now face to face she asks, “Jessica, you have Dr. Augustine today at 2:30, right?”
“Yeah.” I answer energetically, as not to show that my mind is in 27 different places right now.
“Do you want me to drive you down there today?”
“Nah.” I holler as I skip off down the hallway and into my bedroom to get ready.
As I am ripping through my closet and dresser drawers for something to wear like I was trying to get dressed just before escaping a burning building, I repeat out loud, “Something that screams wellness. Something that screams wellness.”
Seconds later I am skipping out the front door with my mom chasing after me, “Sweetie, here’s my debit card. Drive safe. Good luck and I’ll see you when you get back.”
I hop into my forrest green 2001 Subaru outback wagon, turn up my music and whip out of the driveway. I don’t mind the long drive to the doctor today. I’m actually looking forward to the drive. On days like today the drive is more like a forty-five minute rave, once I’m in my “ru” that’s what I call my car, I just crank up some Tiesto and dance my way down I-95.
I arrive at the doctors nearly forty minutes ahead of time. I always seem to get there too early. Better than late I suppose. The earliness doesn’t bother me a bit, since I’m so early I can sit in my “ru” and continue the rave here in the parking lot. However by now I am feeling extremely anxious, nervous, and stressed as all the usual pre-appointment “what ifs?” begin to creep into my already racing thoughts. And now I’m no longer feeling overly euphoric, I am now walking a tight rope of emotion, any thought could trigger a plummet, possibly to my death.
“What if he puts me back on Zyprexa, or worse, Depakote? Then I’ll start seeing shit again, the guy outside my window, never again. What if he asks how I’m feeling? How am I feeling? I don’t even know that. How in the world do I begin to explain my feelings? What if he asks how I’ve been doing all week? One minute I was flying high, I made a mosaic table in one afternoon, the next minute I was down and I contemplated my death and the many ways to cause… NO! I promised B. So, what if he asks, should I tell him the truth, or my version of the truth? What if he can tell how bad I really am doing? What if he calls my mom to come pick me up? What if he sends me back to the hospital? What if? What if? What if? What if? Aaaahhhhhh!!! I wish I could scream.
Even though I have Tiesto turned up as loud as my mix-matched Bose and JBL speakers can handle the only thing I can hear are all of these “what ifs?” that squeeze themselves in between my always present racing thoughts. I have to get out of this car before I absolutely lose it.
I rush up to the office and quickly push on the glass door. I’m pushing on it as hard as I can and it simply won’t budge. It just makes a clicky noise each time. Oooooh, they must still be at lunch. I must really be early. But as I look up I notice there are nearly nine pairs of eyes locked on me as I struggle with the front door.
“Okay Jess. Deep breath. Assess the situation. Oh fuck! It says PULL. Yes, I’m doing well today, thank you.” I say out loud talking to myself.
I walk in and sit in the chair right in front of the receptionist’s window. I always sit in this same chair when I come in.
“Hi Jessica,” says Ms. Pat the receptionist.
“Hi.”
“I’ll let him know that you are here,” she says.
“Okay, thanks.”
“Hun, you know you’re a bit early…” she adds.
“Yeah, I wanted to make sure that was on time.”
“Alrighty hun.” she says as she smiles and returns to her paperwork.
The office waiting room is filled. He must really be running behind today. Or, I am really that early. Can I not tell time or something? What if he makes me go to the hospital here and not back to the one in Georgia? As I look around the room I begin to wonder if all of these people are here to see Dr. Augustine. If that’s the case I’m going to be here for quite a while. Doesn’t he have like three other people that work here in the office? I think it is like a whole psychiatric team in here. There is my doctor, another doctor, a physician’s assistant, and a therapist or two. What if I freak out? Did I just say that out loud? Did I just ask out loud if I had said something out loud? I glance around the room quickly. No one is looking at me too strangely so I guess not. Why are all of these people here? Are they all as crazy as me? They look pretty normal. Can they tell that I have all of this shit racing through my mind? For as many people as there are in this room it is still relatively quiet.
Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.
The anxiousness is taking over, going all the way through me and making me tap my foot uncontrollably.
Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.
The door to the back of the office opens. Tap tap tap tap tap. Oh please be me. Me next. Me next. Me. Me. Me… Dr. Augustine steps out from behind the door. I freeze with anticipation. Please me. Please me. “Jessica, come on back.” Oh thank fucking gawd, get me out of this sardine can of a waiting room.
“Hello Jessica, please have a seat” says Dr. Augustine as he points to the big red velvet arm chair across from his wooden spinning chair and laptop.
All I can see is a giant red velvet arm chair similar to those leather ones you would see old business men in the 50s sit in while enjoying their 5 o’clock glass of brandy.
I am stunned when I look at it.
Dr. Augustine closes the door behind him.
“Please sit” he says.
As I sit in the red velvet chair it’s texture engulfs me. Now with Dr. Augustine sitting across from me with his silver laptop resting on his knees he asks “ So how have you been?”
“Fine.” I quickly respond.
Fine. Yeah, like I’m fine. As I plop my arms down on the red velvet chair’s armrests. I’m sure he can see straight through that answer. This fabric is so soft. I wonder if it actually is velvet, probably not though. We all know what fine stands for, freaked out, insecure, neurotic and emotional. That’s such a good one. I think it was my mom or Al that told me that one. I wonder where they got it from. It’s a good one though. How amazing would that be if this was real velvet. It’s like a carpet. I can brush it one way and it’s dark red. The other way and it’s a lighter red. Gawd, what is he waiting for? Is that all he’s going to ask me today? I bet this is faux velvet. Is there such a thing? Is that what it would be called? What is taking him so long? I wonder what he is typing so vigorously on that laptop of his. “This chair is so comfortable.” Fuck. I think I just said that out loud.
“I’m glad that you like it.” Dr. Augustine quickly responds, as he takes what seems like a few minutes to look me over, then returns to his typing.
Yup, I definitely said that out loud, because he answered me, oops. He is still typing away over there. I wish I knew what he was typing. I bet it’s about how absolutely bonkers I am, or how I’m a dishonest patient trying to hide the fact that I’m not well right now. I love how the armrests on the red velvet chair are just the right height for my arms to set on. This chair is by far my most favorite chair I’ve ever sat it. It’s way cooler than all three of the fuzzy high back, assorted color, contemporary chairs at Dr. Kizer’s office.
“Alright, Miss Jessica” he begins.
As I look at the clock I see it has only been like three minutes. Crap. Here comes my least favorite part, twenty questions. I think I may pass out. I can’t catch my breath. My heart is beating so fast and hard. I am surprised he can’t see my chest moving from it.
“So start with today, what have you done today?” He asks.
“Well…”
I can’t remember. My mind is blank. That’s the first. No response worthy of saying out loud to him is coming to mind. I love this chair. It’s so luxurious.
“…I was painting before I came down today.” I respond.
“Did you drive here?” he asks.
What a silly question.
“How else would I have gotten here? I don’t have wings”
Dammit! I think that was out loud.
Dammit! I think that was out loud.
As he giggles I smile uncomfortably. What is he laughing at? Maybe he realized what a ridiculous question that was. This chair is amazing. I want to take it home with me. I would sit in it all the time.
“Jessica.” He says.
“Yes?”
“You are going to wear my chair out.” He states
“Uh, what, what do you mean?” I ask as he mimics the position I’m sitting in he moves his hands as if he were rubbing invisible armrests, and then points at me.
“Oh. Sorry.” I giggle. As I look down at my arms and then my hands I see beneath them the contrast of light and dark red faux velvet going in every which direction possible. I have been rubbing on this faux velvet chair this entire time as if I were making out with it or something.
“It’s okay dear.”
Oh my gawd. I’m so embarrassed. I didn’t even realize. “I didn’t even realize” I blurt out.
“I know dear, it’s okay.” He says. “What do ya say, I’ll see you back here in 1 week for your next appointment. Sound good?”
“Yeah, alright. Thanks.”
One week. That’s not bad. It’s farther apart than my appointments used to be with Dr. Kizer. And at least I’m not going to the hospital after that embarrassing make out session with the red velvet chair.
“Drive safe, and I’ll see you next week.” He says as he walks me to the receptionist window and continues on to call for his next patient.
